I KEEP FORGETTING

With this new hippie or hippy lifestyle, one forgets to give appliances and electronics time anymore. All I want to do is explore and jump around in the playground, er anywhere outside. I guess it is different for everyone, but so far it is not so bad. Let me tell you about the time . . .

• I'll get to it later

• , maybe.

• Nah, i'm just kiddin, I will.
  

Let's Get Serious

Come on now, we can't just sit around all day watching the lava lamp. Let's go find a mountain or finish school. Oh right we are. I'll find that mountain this weekend. So I found another hippie advocate. This guy steals a bag of chips everyday. I heard it was true, but only second hand. A bird actually, people love this event of a seagull going into a store, grabbing the same kind of cheetos everyday and sharing it with his friends so much that they pay for the chips now. I wish people would pay for me if I stole from a bountiful source and shared with me less fortunate friends . . . well I'm the least fortunate so we see we see. I'm just kiddin, CHIPS all round!

Changed My Mind

When one wants to give thrust to the written word, one can apply a heavier coat of ink to make it a more bold statement. We also slant the letters ever so slightly and call it italics. So anyway, I mention these things, because over the weekend I found a pyramid and discovered that hippies are GREAT. I followed a group into the woods, I was studying them you see, so that I would know what not to become. But somehow their charms got to me. I'll let you know more when I know more.

Darn Hippies

Hippies these days, they think they can just ride their bikes all over campus walk, smoke their tobacco cigarettes, grow their hair long, I could go on and on. Don't even get me started on the Peace Rallies. They think they own the land, and they're making it all beautiful and what not. I have used a feature of blogger.com to post an image of one of these people from http://images.jupiterimages.com/ Fortunately, I don't have any personally owned pictures of these people. Whether they think they are flower descendants of the Indians, or are outright anarchists, they're no good for anybody. I've heard they even smoke the dope from time to time, but I have not witnessed this firsthand. However, I'm not even sure what "dope" is. I think its some kind of tradition of burning rope, or shaping it like a cigarette. Weird! Keep a lookout for these folk. They're typically easygoing, mellow, dressed funny, they themselves are a little funny, and they usually smell like old clothes. Don't let it happen to you. It's a poor life decision and you'll regret it the rest of your life. If you already are one of these people, I don't think there's any help for you. All they can do is hide it, for true hippies never die. They become part of the world and come back as a tree. Didn't you know that? I'm just kiddin. Have a nice day :P